S#@t may be one of the most
in the English language. . . . .
You can be ____ faced,
____ out of luck,
Or have ____ for brains.
You can smoke ____,
Buy ____, sell ____,
Lose ____, find ____,
And tell others to eat ___.
Some people know their ____,
While others don't know ____.
There are lucky ____s, dumb ____s,
Crazy ____s, and sweet ____s.
There is bull ____,
And chicken ____.
You can throw ____,
Shoot the ____,
Or duck when the ____ hits the fan.
You can give a ____,
Find yourself in deep ____,
Or serve ____ on a shingle.
Some days are colder than ____,
And some are just plain ____ty.
Things can look like ____,
And there are times when you feel like ____.
If you have too much ___ -
It's hard to find a place for it..
You can carry ____,
Or find yourself up ____ creek..... without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to
And other times you fall in ____, and come out
Smelling like a rose.
With a little effort you can get your ____
If you ever decide to ____ and get off the pot!
Submitted - and improved - by, Terry V.